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this is not the day for you to be brave with me, boy.

Jodie, 21 from Manchester & living in London. Modesty is for amateurs.

It's like the moss growing around that little light bulb there. Life finds a way.
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“As Arnold points out, there is an otherwise inexplicable shift in direction in the Piccadilly line passing east out of South Kensington. “In fact,” she writes, “the tunnel curves between Knightsbridge and South Kensington stations because it was impossible to drill through the mass of skeletal remains buried in Hyde Park.” I will admit that I think she means “between Knightsbridge and Hyde Park Corner”—although there is apparently a “small plague pit dating from around 1664” beneath Knightsbridge Green—but I will defer to Arnold’s research.

But to put that another way, the ground was so solidly packed with the interlocked skeletons of 17th-century victims of the Great Plague that the Tube’s 19th-century excavation teams couldn’t even hack their way through them all. The Tube thus had to swerve to the side along a subterranean detour in order to avoid this huge congested knot of skulls, ribs, legs, and arms tangled in the soil—an artificial geology made of people, caught in the throat of greater London.”

London and Its Dead

i read shit like this and think what could my imagination possibly have to add

like how do i write something about london that’s weirder than london already is?

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I am taking the Piccadilly line to the airport tomorrow and wow, do I have something to think about now.

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Such a whitecloudsbluesky factoid.

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MCU meme: [3/3 men]

James Buchanan Barnes.

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Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?


That Hermione Granger


You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…


I would give her


an 8


An 8.5


Or 9


Not over a 9.8


Because there is always room for improvement


Not everyone’s perfect like me


That’s why I am holding out for a 10


Because I’m worth it


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the most accurate picture of the retail industry 

and service industry.

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Marauder’s Era: Part 3

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